My innocence is not ignorance

me at 7AM: tired

me at 12PM: tired

me at 3PM: tired

me at 7PM: tired

me at 10PM: tired

me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

breakcorechoirboy:

So a friend of mine pitched down the sound of a baby crying and

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Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)

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shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

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pizzahottie:

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

HARRY DIDJA DRINK ALL THE BEER IN THE GOBLET O FIYAH

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thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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spidermartini:

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

I could not agree more with this

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iamded-blog:

iamded-blog:

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

Yeah so

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Yep okay

Sorry mail person

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What Countries Call Themselves

Italy: Italia

Germany: Deutschland

Japan: 日本 (Nihon)

France: France (in a super cool accent)

China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)

England: The United Kingdom

Russia: Россия (Rossiya)

Canada: Canada

America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE